my dog is turning 9 soon and its getting harder and harder for her to sleep well so i got her this mattress for her to sleep on. So I blindfolded her, then brought her to the mattress, set her on it, took off the blindfold and
she didnt notice it first, so i pointed to it and showed her it.
once she noticed the bed, she ran up to me and squealed loudly with excitement, then pulled the bed over her head and continued to make happy dog noises
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!